Paternity Tests

On a black board in the math tutorial room someone wrote:

“For Paternity Test Results call 1-800-RUMYDAD. www.rumydad.com”

Below it, someone else wrote:

“Translation: Is your family Pareto Optimal? Prune your family game tree at www.rumydad.com”

For some reason, this amused me.

Must be high blood sugar levels, or something.